Scary Stories To Tingle Your Lesbian Butt

A terrifying scream rings out through the woods of Sleepy Butthole. Could this be the work of the Headless Buttwoman, a sentient pumpkin who's always giving head but never receiving it?

If your butt is already tingling as ferociously as ours, then this is the collection for you. Presenting Scary Stories To Tingle Your Lesbian Butt, a seven book collection of the most toe-curling tales to ever get you off. Within you will find the following masterworks of modern literature...

THE SENTIENT PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF HALLOWEEN EATS ME OUT

EATEN RIGHT BY A SABERTOOTH CAT AT THE PREMIERE OF THE BIZARRE AND FRIGHTENING FILM ADAPTION OF SABERTOOTH CATS THE MUSICAL

THE LEGEND OF SLEEPY BUTTHOLE

APIARIST LESBIAN TRACTOR WITCH MAKES ME CUM HARD

SPOOKY SENTIENT LESBIAN CANDY CORN BUTT BUFFET

FRIDAY THE 69TH

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