Sapphically Tingled For The Holidays

Some say the holidays only cum once a year, but these stories will convince you otherwise. Featuring...

All I Want For Christmas Is To Eat Out My Christmas Tree

My Lesbian Twice Baked Potato Ski Instructor Eats My Ass

Cranberry Sauce Gets Me Off During My Socially Distanced Thanksgiving

The Sentient Lesbian Dreidel Eats Gimel Of My Butt For Hanukkah

This Pumpkin Spice Latte Gets Me Off In A Fun And Sincere Way Because It's Okay For People To Enjoy Popular Things Without Being Shamed For The Perceived "Basicness" Of Their Beverage Choices

The Physical Manifestation Of Chaotic Holiday Travel Eats My Ass

This Sentient Thanksgiving Parade Float Eats Me Right